The Tattoo on Your Titty
It looks like a bruised peach, honey.
You took something that was already inherently perfect--the female breast--and just thought... Thought you'd improve on it? Can't be done. They were perfect to being with. Well, maybe not yours, but plenty of 'em are. Although, actually, yeah, yours are pretty outstanding.
And now the little voice that lives in my head and tells me to stare down all boobs he's up next to the voice that says "Hey, let's see what that tattoo is all about" and they're in this hellish shouting match with the little voice that says "don't stare at women's breasts, it makes them uncomfortable!" And let me tell you, the don't stare guy is gonna lose.
How could he not? You have a tattoo on your titty.
