5 posts tagged “things sour bob actually does know about women”
When she gets into arguments with her father, no matter what she says about him and no matter how serious she sounds, keep your cool.
A girl will always forgive her father, but she won't always forgive a guy who talked shit about her daddy. Even if it was just you parroting back what she'd said in an attempt to be supportive. That distinction will get lost and so will you.
Why yes, she is quietly judging you.
There are only two categories of behavior in a girl who has recently become your ex: behavior that makes you miss her desperately; and behavior that makes you unbelievably glad she's gone.
(I'd imagine the reverse is true as well, that guys who've recently become exes have the same two categories of behavior. Probably my ex-wife-to-be would say that's true, anyway.)
If she doesn't ask for your advice, she doesn't want it. Shut up and listen.
There are so few of these, the only reasonable thing to do seemed to be to catalog them and number them.
Here goes.
